Dating for weird people

Check out five of our picks for the most offbeat dating apps for people with idiosyncratic interests. Tall Friends You, lover of tall people, can finally search the world for a person of just the right height. It's still in its beta version, but a public launch is on the way. Farmers Match Farmers can find a partner who doesn't mind getting dirty by using the dating app Farmers Match, which touts Tinder-like swiping functionality for matching people with "good old-fashioned down-to-earth values." 4.

Seek out partners of above-average stature at Tall Friends. Hater Don't think you're limited to apps that match you with people who have similar interests — Hater is designed to connect you with people who loathe the same things you do.

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It’s New Year’s resolution time, which also means it’s internet dating time, which also ALSO means it’s God-do-I-hate-internet-dating time, which is why you find yourself back on It’s Not a Match.

The go-to destination for everyone who wants to murder OKCupid and burn in a fire.

I’ve been getting so many emails and comments from you all asking where I’ve gone that I had to come back and say, “Hello.” And then quickly disappear back into the night.

like Batman, except flabbier and without the weirdo voice. I’m very sorry, but I do honestly intend to return soon.

So as I’m leaning forward intensely scoping out these hot men… I cringe and move further to my left to try and get out of the back rubbing zone. Now most women will understand my conundrum…if I move backwards to prevent my back from being an open target I’ve invited him to put his arm around my shoulder and I can’t move further away because those darn tight stadium seats are so tight the fat sweaty guy next to me will think it’s an invitation!

So I go for the enthusiastic fan move and jump to my feet to cheer!! Well that was a temporary fix because eventually I had to sit back down and of course when I do that hand finds its home again.

But the season is winding up in another month, and I hope I’ll be able to return to It’s Not a Match soon after and offer my “wit and wisdom” every now and again.

(Please note: use of quotation marks is meant to imply deceit.

“What do I wear, where are we going, do I need a getaway plan, is he kidnapping me and taking me across the border!?!?!?

” In fact that last thought did come up in my freak out session the next morning with the girls at work…what can I say I have an active imagination, just ask my mother!

I then turn to mentally chanting “Please stop touching me, please stop touching me!

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